![]() ![]() John Saul's Blackstone Chronicles is a point-and-click adventure game in which a JPEG of your son asks you to save him from the ghost of your dad. You can also fart at will, the gameplay impact of which is negligible. ![]() Stepping into the role of gaming icon Bambo, a deer who dislodges himself from a trophy mount at the game's beginning and immediately becomes a domestic terrorist, your task is to lure hunters out into the open before vaporising them with one of three weapons: an assault rifle, a rocket launcher, or a slingshot.Īll well and good, except finding these hunters mostly means holding your mouse at the corner of your screen and infinitely scrolling across a 360-degree panorama of some trees while you wait for a footstep sound effect to play, at which point you execute your prey and the game just, uh, ends? You do get a nice shot of your quarry's head mounted on your wall, I suppose, and in the time between loading the game and firing your gun you can click the "Call" button to hear Bambo pretend to be a sexy lady, which explains quite a lot of what I see on the internet these days. Deer Avenger is a game in which you prowl the woods looking for wealthy poachers to exterminate, but it's also got its bad parts. ![]()
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